Consciously Contradictory

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I love camping…. with running water and proper bathrooms and washrooms when it’s longterm. Finding out we’re supposed to go out to a site without these for four days is definitely not happening. Fuck. This. Especially with people I don’t know. I don’t care how much of a princess I am, I just would like to decline and win the worst girlfriend award.

I love camping…. with running water and proper bathrooms and washrooms when it’s longterm. Finding out we’re supposed to go out to a site without these for four days is definitely not happening. Fuck. This. Especially with people I don’t know. I don’t care how much of a princess I am, I just would like to decline and win the worst girlfriend award.

(Source: breakingbads)

(Source: effyeahnerdfighters)

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(Source: staypozitive)

(Source: staypozitive)

“I don’t think you’re an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother’s pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And you tend to let whatever’s in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences.I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet that I was unforgivably rude and wearing a reindeer jumper that my mother had given me the day before.”

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.